Greetings fellow Earthatonians,
This is a schedule of my self-determined creative duties for the rest of 2016. In a perfect world this will help me to accomplish my goals, if you can see the target as well as feel it you have a much greater chance of hitting it. Also, in a perfect world a banana popsicle would taste like a banana.
AVC Form PS UUU4
PRODUCTION Schedule for original creation Abstract
NO LESS THAN 1 BLOG ENTRY EVERY OTHER DAY (excluding weekends) must be placed in blog ( andywardking.com ) NOT FACEBOOK, although a notice or a teaser in FB is permitted. And, until the end of september 2016 must be book worthy.
1 SONG PER MONTH (Jan - Oct) 10 songs per year (one cd)
finished recording - mixed and mastered.
I CD PER YEAR
THIS MEANS A PROFESSIONALLY REPLICATED CD NOT THE HOMEMADE DIY CD THAT I HAVE AVAILABLE AT THE PRESENT THD CD I NOW CALL “REDHEADEDSTEPCHILD” THE CD THAT NOBODY HAS YET TO PURCHASE. this could be my fault for not getting the word out adequately THIS IS THE LONG LOST Wha? Huh? COMPILATION THAT HAS NEVER RELEASED - SONGS FROM THE LAST 3 YEARS (my sweet potato period) SOME WITH JANA LIGHT SANGIN SONGS I WROTE - SONGS LIKE CHICKEN DANCE AND SHADY SIDE OF THE STREET ALSO INCLUDED IS THAT OLDIE BUT NUDIE DOT DOT NO DOT AND NEW SONGS SOME OF WHICH CAN BE HEARD IN THE LISTEN SECTION OF THIS WEBSITE PLUS!!! AN ULRA RARE COPY OF “If This IS A fish camp Where the FisH AT?” with yours truly singing the chorus before the monkey took my voice and put it in the toaster. ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO OBTAIN A COPY OF THIS GEM IS TO FB MESSAGE ME USING THE SECRET CODE PHRASE “PUT A LIGHT ON IT SALLY - I WANT MY REDHEADED STEPCHILD CD” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I WILL BURN YOU A COPY. IT, ALONG WITH A CUSTOM ONE OF A KiND COVER WILL THEN BE AVAILABLE FOR PICK UP THE FOLLOWING FRIDAY AT GR00VYLAND (pronounced groove-lin like portland or cleveland) GALLERY AND GARDEN OF technicolorDREAMS ..........Cost: only $10 US cash or check only right now... no cards -- sorry
1 PAINTING PER WEEK (or 4 per month with November and December off - 40 a year) with two showings per year the first show has already come and gone. DOGS and CAKE was a hoot with plenty of delicious cake provided by the sexy and talented Jane let us eat cake Ashe thanks Jane
T h e n e x t s h o w i s i n t h e f a l l “Famous unknown musicians”
if you still want to purchase a dog or cake painting they are on display every friday
GROOVY LAND Gallery and Gardens
After the $20 a plate construction completion dinner and fundraiser to be held this summer to help defray the costs of publishing this book I will tone all construction way down...all the way down...well, maybe not all the way...I’ll probably stop at 2. This will give my poor hands and aching back a much needed break / I have only been tired twice in my life - and both times are now / it will also enable me to focus on the holy three areas of creation I mention above and also on finding the mission within my community I’ve been charged with - . If there is one. I am sure there is
HERE’S AN IDEA !!!!
Camp WoW NoW an all year summer camp for adults..,
Many, too many, people in this community of mine, myself included, have had their lives changed drastically. by heath issues beyond their control. It is not much a stretch, although maybe a bit rude, for me to say that last week they were watching, but not enjoying, the TimeViolator (TELEVISION) and most likely feeling sorry for themselves missing their former version and listing the things they can no longer manage. While they, and many others whose body has had the last laugh, were giving a face to sad and a tear for pain, I was shirtless in the sunshine building a waterfall and inventing a tool that bears my name - I call it “andy’s such-a-tool”. It is such a wonderful tool I don’t know how i got by without it. I will take foto of it soon.
They can now join me - I am providing a summer camp atmosphere for those who need to the most, those who heard god laugh when they thought they would be able to work - drive - walk - talk until they died.
Summer camp where you will work as hard as you will all year, but also where you will have the most fun.
CAMP WOW NOW is officially starts Beta testing this Friday April 29
Some of the activities are
those under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian
HOURS OF OPERATION
During the BETA test Fridays from 10 -5 and the first Saturday of each month 1 pm until 6pm
CAMP W0WN0W is FREE except for an ARTs and CRAFTs material fee of $5 and whatever the church charges for using their pool
ANDY VERSE CORPORATE ( a study guide & glossary)
This is a syllabus that will help you to understand the esoteric terms and concepts that you will encounter during this freaked out journey we are about to take together. It is far from being complete and is as always, SUBJECT TO CHAnGe,
AndyVerseCorporate (from the Latin corporates, past participle of corporate ‘form into a body,’ from corpus, corpor- ‘body.’ -) headquarters of my imagination where I go to work each and every
day and if I’m good they double my pay. (∞)0 is still 0
THEY - THEM - THE OTHER - anything or anyone that is not me.
BO?AI PANDA pronounced “Bow Tie” A highly intelligent, delightfully talented, mysteriously intuitive, and surprisingly spiritual non-bear that look somewhat but not altogether like the Panda Bears native to the country of China., One peculiar characteristic is that always wear a brightly colored Bow Tie each of its own design. Very little is known about the BP and their seemingly advanced society. I am one of the lucky few who have had contact and then only for a brief conversation . I will reveal what transpired during this short but life changing encounter in the first chapter of this book. They reside in the heart of the Gray Area, but no one knows where they come from, only that they certainly are not from around here
GRaY AREA an area of ambivalent reality formed by a quantum condition that causes it and its inhabitants to exist alongside regular Einsteinium conditions sharing the same space and using the same time but totally unaware of each other that can only be accessed by traveling through the Gravity Pockets that exist everywhere and nowhere at the same time. So far the only way to find and use these pockets is through highly sophisticated, expensive and dangerous technology developed by the International GravityCouncil or, as is my case, you have parkinsons with the rare symptom (found in only .5% of all parkinson’s patients) of extreme hypersensitivity to all Gravity manifestations accompanied by the ability to recognize, understand and control anti-time
GROOVY LAND now pronounced gruv/lin (like Portland or Cleveland-) it is where I, my family, various friends at various times and 209 Bo?ai PANDA live - and everything is ...well you know groovy.
GR00vyland Central is currently located at...
GARDEn of OmnicolorDREAMs
2537 Forbes St 32204 in the beautiful section of Jacksonville Florida known a Riverside.
904-210-4399 TEXT ONLY!
SLOgan - No face for sad no tears for pain
or Just because you don;’t see the 400 lb Bo?ai Panda behind the Oak tree in front of you, doesn’t mean he isn’t there.
MiSSION STAtement...also W0W
Gr00vyland is not sovereign nation - recognized organization or legitimate club it does however have its own space program best known for its attempts to put the first hammock on the moon. As of 2013 Gr00vyland tis completely rocket free using only the Gravity Bubble and Newtonian Taffy as a means to explore outer space
URBANITE. The only known sentient rock. It has the intelligence of a modern middle school student and cannot listen - only talk. They are found in abundance in the Riverside area and have the unique position of being the only liaison between humans wise old trees.
just say yes!
meet Andy Ward King, a professional musician and artist until a diagnosis of parkinons dsease at age 49 forced him into an early retirement., he now uses his music, his art along with the whimsical world he has created in this blog as therapy to ( as he puts it ) outsmart his brain and make the daily battles with parkinson’s a little bit easier, to give him that all important reason to get up on the morning, to make his life worth living. Andy has learned how to say NO to gving up \ NO to depression and apathy \ NO to following willingly the road of decline that stretches before him. he learned that to say no to all of these things all one has to do is say yes. Andy has learned to just say YES to life/\\