NOTE: I still owe a description and or anecdote pertaining to two of the 3 magic moments i experienced at this years Springfest (no
t the official legal name but i can call it whatever i want ) Don’t worry dear reader I haven’t forgotteation. However, this is a good thing! The magic feeling i always feel after a festival like this along with a sweet melancholy might have dissipated but not the memory. So, these next two magic moments soon to come will have the added insight of reflection filtered through remembrance - qualities worth waiting for.
There has been an amazing new development that will forever alter the paradigm for pd treatment. It is common knowledge that p is caused by a force of misanthropic microscopic aliens from outerspace invading your brain. Aliens whose technology is so vastly superior to ours that nothing can be done to prevent this invasion, an invasion that has been plaguing man and woman kind for all of recorded history. Even with the the billions of dollars spent by the pentagon each year trying to stop these evil aggressors nothing much has changed in regards to the treatment of pd, nothing much has changed…until now.
Last week, while struggling to invent the perfect beer can an amature dentist from Buffalo NewYork accidentally manufactured a room temperature hypereralloy that is completely and without exception uncrossable by misanthropic microscopic aliens from outer space. When shaped as a hat and worn on the head of a person with pd not only is the invasion stopped but crucial supplies are not allowed to reach the troops already in the brain causing them to quickly die. Leaving the host with a slight headache, but cured of pd.
you can purchase your misanthropic microscopic aliens from outer space deflediction device at all Target ,Walmart and in Georgia, PigglyWiggly stores (NOTE - device not available in he District of Coliumbia) OR for those so inclined a DIY version how to video is available on YouTube
this blog entry is, of course, not true i made it all up in my little peabrain - it was my opener in a presentation i did at this years University of Florida Health parkinsons symposium which happened to fall on April Fool's day, my favorite day. It got a big laugh and I love making people laugh.
just say yes!
meet Andy Ward King, a professional musician and artist until a diagnosis of parkinons dsease at age 49 forced him into an early retirement., he now uses his music, his art along with the whimsical world he has created in this blog as therapy to ( as he puts it ) outsmart his brain and make the daily battles with parkinson’s a little bit easier, to give him that all important reason to get up on the morning, to make his life worth living. Andy has learned how to say NO to gving up \ NO to depression and apathy \ NO to following willingly the road of decline that stretches before him. he learned that to say no to all of these things all one has to do is say yes. Andy has learned to just say YES to life/\\